December 2010
34 posts
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On poop.
dearcoketalk:
Why the fuck do some sexist, misogynist men and self loathing women think by any stretch of logic that women don’t poop?
Ugly girls poop, but pretty girl poop is a myth. Only eighties music and rainbow sherbet comes out of our butts.
(Chill out, stinky. This kind of ridiculousness deserves to be laughed at. You need to have a sense of humor, otherwise when real sexism and...
On being a smart ass.
dearcoketalk:
I swear you must shit gold nuggets.
No, but after some of the birth control I’ve been on, there’s a distinct possibility that I’m laying golden eggs.
This sounds so much like me
Dear WebMD.com,
Thank you for confirming my suspicions that I have mono, rabies, swine flu and scarlet fever.
Sincerely, a hypochondriac.
Dear Cafe
Where the hell is the heat in this damn place?
What you should learn
Help is a good thing. It’s not like I am throwing stone on your path in life. I am sweeping the dirty off the concrete so you have a cleaner and better journey through life.
Sometimes
I amaze myself at how good I am at being myself.
As you should know...
Public display of self-pity is not attractive. Go somewhere else with that shit.
I’m creating a story that everyone can love.
Just so all you boys know...
It’s funny to see how many boys don’t have the balls to say what’s on their minds. And when they do they throw out a disclaimer like “just kidding” behind it. Hey! Just so all of you know, confidence is hot. Have some why don’t you! Be a MAN!
:D
Feedback, please!
They were right.
They always said that all the answers of life come when life is about to end - when you finally meet death. I had met death, though, on countless occasions. I’ve played with death, always teasing it with my soul before I was saved by, what was supposed to be, my immortality. Until now, there was never any reason to ever fear death, only laugh at it.
In that moment, I...
What do you all think?
I had always heard that all the answers in life come to you when you finally meet death. I had met death before—many times. But I had played with death, toyed with it, always being saved by the one thing was supposed to make me live forever. There was never any reason to fear death and have an exhausting conversation with it.
In that moment, I understood—I understood what exactly was about to...
Watchfuckyeahemmastone:
When Emma Stone auditioned for Easy A she was told to go home and shoot a confessionvideo on her computer using her own webcam.
Watchsky-blue-sky:
doubledoors:
This is the best thing my blog has ever seen.
Not sure if this is some sort of Glee spoiler, but it’s just too cute to not post :P
[so sorry in advance lol]
Why?
Why can’t you take responsibility for your actions? You saw it coming. Why don’t you just take responsibility for it? You say you’re so grown up and always tell people to “grow up.” Guess what? You’re the one who needs to grow up.
Become a better human being or you’ll remain alone…forever. Because you don’t know what it means to be a...
